Welcome to the Royal Goof Society. Here you can read our manifesto on why goofing is good, enjoy some of of the finest foul-ups of me and my family, and grade and report your own beautiful blunders using our goof evaluation guide.

20 point jackpots

• Milano luggage (10+10)
• Black Sunday (10+10)
• Moraklockan (10+10)
• Explosive jam (10+10)
• One year early (10+10)
• "But shift gears!" (10+10)

18-19 points

• Unbreakable glass (9+10)
• Catching a streetcar (10+8)
• Flying camcorder (10+8)
• Up in smoke (10+8)
• Flying boot (9+9)
• Wrong day (10+8)
• Short wave radio (9+9)

17 points

• Stoned jogger (8+9)
• Mr. Speedo (7+10)
• Welcome to Prague (7+10)

16 points

• Paris mugging (10+6)
• Princeton wallet (9+5)

15 points and below

• Lost and found (5+10)
• Bujiganga (6+8)
• Disappearing act (4+7)

Guest goofs

• Richard Ellis?
• Chicken drop
• Tighty-whities
• Cactus kitty
• Splash cat