Max Tegmark's procrastination page

Forget about horoscopes. Forget about numerology. If you can't think of anything better to do (I certainly hope you can!), try revealing your true nature by permuting the letters in your name. For instance,

My lesbian tendencies are revealed by the fact that

Finally, bored Swedish readers should note the permutations GRAMMATIKER KEX and KAM I TRE GRAM KEX. As to my wife, I was initially reassured by the fact that

I once hoped she'd never force me to go shopping since her maiden surname DE OLIVEIRA COSTA=EVADE SOLICITOR, but boy was I wrong... I think I can interpret DE OLIVEIRA COSTA=I'VE A DIALECT OR SO and I'D STOVE A CALORIE, but what should I make of AVOID A SECRET OIL and A DIRE SOCIAL VOTE? Finally, I got deeply distressed when discovering that

The fact that she's from Sao Paolo and thus dislikes Rio is revealed by

If you're still awake after reading this far, you can find OJ Simpson anagrams here. After wasting more time than I care to admit on this, I found out about a most awesome web site that will automatically generate anagrams from your name.