Please don't feed the postdoc!
He is the boss. He handles all red tapes from everywhere. If something went wrong, blame him.
He sits in front of a computer and sleep. Do not wake him up.
He plays with X-ray sources. He may be radioactive!
He does everything in lab. If something breaks down. Call him up. Just do not forget give him nice Japanese sake afterword.
He is really busy with a new baby. Do not bother him. He needs to sleep once in a while.
He solves all problems of which most of us cannot handle. Fred help!
He is the CCD expert of the group. He lives with the CCD. If a CCD chip missing, he might eat it for snack.
He is a precious slave labor in our group. He does not have life outside of astronomy.
She is the real boss. If you have a question, call her.
He is now back to East Coast. He is at Columbia U. in NYC. He left many useful pieces of software, but we cannot find them where they are....
He defected to ASC. But he is in charge of analysis software. All bugs are his mistakes. Blame him.
She changed her name! We still want to call her Fergason, but she insists to call herself LaMarr. She is one of the migrant workers from NE80. She has to take aerobics class twice a week (usually Tus. & Thu.); so do not give her extra work on that days.
He is a migrant worker from CfA. Too bad, if he stay at CfA, he has an easier life, but he loves hard labor.
Glotfelty, Kenny J.
He appears a few times a week at Lab. He created an important pice of software. It usually works well, but if it does not, everyone screms on him. Another lucky guy.